How nice was it yesterday seeing the Dolphins make someone else sick for once? Dolphins fans weren't the only ones surprised that the team beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 30-15 Sunday. The win improved the Dolphins' record to 2-4 and boosted Miami fans' mood for at least a week. For at least the next seven days, everyone can put the Ryan Tannehill hot takes to rest, but they will undoubtedly be back.
"This cute guy asked me on a date to a Mexican restaurant. I was so excited. Then he texted me to cancel, saying that his mom was making a Mexican dish for dinner, so he was just going to stay home instead." "He came out of the bathroom with nothing on except my hand towel covering his junk. When he removed the towel, he had on a penis pump and was holding lube. He asked me to tickle his balls. I made him leave."
A lenomyrmex hoelldobleri worker ant under a high-powered microscope, as found in the belly of the frog. Out of the belly of a bright orange frog, a mysterious species of ant appears. Scientists discovered the Lenomyrmex hoelldobleri ant in the stomach of a dendrobatid frog, Oophaga sylvatica--known as diablito--in northwestern Ecuador.
Early in 1992, President George H.W. Bush embarked on a pan-Asia trip that included a stop in Japan. That impression of good health was built on less dramatic days, photograph by photograph and video clip by video clip: Bush hunting , Bush fishing , Bush golfing , Bush running , Bush playing tennis.
It was prompted by Aston Villa goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini being sick on the pitch during last weekend's draw with Nottingham Forest after an opponent collided with the young Italian's throat. 'Super Tommy Johnson', as he was known, was so nervous about playing at Villa Park, having signed from Derby in January 1995, that he couldn't keep it all in.
On Sunday, Hillary Clinton suffered from the ill-effects of pneumonia in a very public way; in doing so, she became the latest in a long list of presidents and presidential candidates who've suffered presidential heath scares. As much as modern Republicans might like to pretend otherwise, presidential health scares are commonplace in American politics.
However, if something goes wrong when you're that high in the air, there's not much you can do besides close your eyes and hope that all those sins you committed in college don't get held against you in the Court of Afterlife Law. However, I cannot imagine that getting drunk before climbing onto a plane would do anything more than simply make things worse for everyone.
Web users are celebrating the very worst in home-cooked food, proving that homemade isn't always best. Wannabe chefs have shared snaps of unappetising meals they've rustled up on Reddit's page Bon Crappetit. While another added: "Put it on the menu. Call it "Lumpy-Dump Surprise." One user turned his meal schedule on its head when he opted for dinner instead of breakfast. Presenting very runny scrambled egg and beef mince, he shared his snap on the Bon Crappetit with the line: Breakfast for dinner, anyone?"
In 24 hours' time, Rio will be going live to the world ahead of the opening of the 31st Olympic games. According to Sickchirpes , 100-metre hurdles athlete Shi Dongpeng was given a rather rank arrival experience. The pair headed straight to their hotel from the airport when a local man stumbled up to Dongpeng and puked up over him before running away.
"Just threw up everywhere outside the train station... Embarrassing sickness you clearly haven't buffered off! When will u go! #draining!" But it's rendered still more hellish by the fact she then ran into DUNCAN JAMES FROM BLUE. We can think of worse people to bump into post sick-sesh (our boss, old headmistress, Barack Obama, Beyonce etc), but Duncan from Blue is still far from ideal.
The second episode of our new show Party Legends--where we get celebrities to tell us their wildest party stories and have the best of the best animators draw them--aired on VICELAND last night. "One time, I was at this comedy festival in Montreal. I decided to buy a bunch of drugs for the comedians, so I bought some molly off this guy. He looked like Tricky, but if he was white. I bought molly off of the white Tricky."
Paula Abdul might be used to being showered with attention, but certainly not showered with vomit. While we think the excitement and all those flips may have had something to do with Tahani's sensitive tummy, she gave a really cute reason for barfing all over Abdul. "Well, I hugged Nigel," she explained, "and then I hugged Paula, and she just squeezed me too tight, and all the happiness came on her jacket."