And here's why: Back in August, I wrote a column about toilet cleaning in which I mentioned that I love a good barf story and encouraged you all to tell me about all the places you're throwing up. If you've done yourself the great favor of throwing up on clothes that you can chuck in the washing machine, great!
This one is lackluster because it's been 25 years and things have gotten a little bit threadbare, but I'm hanging in there because I'm a believer in the temple. And then, all of a sudden, I stepped onto the field just to talk to my nephew, and one of the big soccer players came up to my nephew, and he goes, "That was Kirk Fogg from Legends Of The Hidden Temple You know that, right?"
A massive painting set to be unveiled at a Midtown gallery Wednesday night that was inspired by the famous " Garden of Earthly Delights " aims to capture "the entire Donald Trump fiasco" in a single piece, the artist said. "The project caught my fancy mainly because of the political situation, and I was able to incorporate the entire Donald Trump fiasco in this one mural," artist Robert Cenedella explained in a video about the piece.
How nice was it yesterday seeing the Dolphins make someone else sick for once? Dolphins fans weren't the only ones surprised that the team beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 30-15 Sunday. The win improved the Dolphins' record to 2-4 and boosted Miami fans' mood for at least a week. For at least the next seven days, everyone can put the Ryan Tannehill hot takes to rest, but they will undoubtedly be back.
"This cute guy asked me on a date to a Mexican restaurant. I was so excited. Then he texted me to cancel, saying that his mom was making a Mexican dish for dinner, so he was just going to stay home instead." "He came out of the bathroom with nothing on except my hand towel covering his junk. When he removed the towel, he had on a penis pump and was holding lube. He asked me to tickle his balls. I made him leave."
A lenomyrmex hoelldobleri worker ant under a high-powered microscope, as found in the belly of the frog. Out of the belly of a bright orange frog, a mysterious species of ant appears. Scientists discovered the Lenomyrmex hoelldobleri ant in the stomach of a dendrobatid frog, Oophaga sylvatica--known as diablito--in northwestern Ecuador.
Early in 1992, President George H.W. Bush embarked on a pan-Asia trip that included a stop in Japan. That impression of good health was built on less dramatic days, photograph by photograph and video clip by video clip: Bush hunting , Bush fishing , Bush golfing , Bush running , Bush playing tennis.
It was prompted by Aston Villa goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini being sick on the pitch during last weekend's draw with Nottingham Forest after an opponent collided with the young Italian's throat. 'Super Tommy Johnson', as he was known, was so nervous about playing at Villa Park, having signed from Derby in January 1995, that he couldn't keep it all in.
On Sunday, Hillary Clinton suffered from the ill-effects of pneumonia in a very public way; in doing so, she became the latest in a long list of presidents and presidential candidates who've suffered presidential heath scares. As much as modern Republicans might like to pretend otherwise, presidential health scares are commonplace in American politics.
However, if something goes wrong when you're that high in the air, there's not much you can do besides close your eyes and hope that all those sins you committed in college don't get held against you in the Court of Afterlife Law. However, I cannot imagine that getting drunk before climbing onto a plane would do anything more than simply make things worse for everyone.
Web users are celebrating the very worst in home-cooked food, proving that homemade isn't always best. Wannabe chefs have shared snaps of unappetising meals they've rustled up on Reddit's page Bon Crappetit. While another added: "Put it on the menu. Call it "Lumpy-Dump Surprise." One user turned his meal schedule on its head when he opted for dinner instead of breakfast. Presenting very runny scrambled egg and beef mince, he shared his snap on the Bon Crappetit with the line: Breakfast for dinner, anyone?"
In 24 hours' time, Rio will be going live to the world ahead of the opening of the 31st Olympic games. According to Sickchirpes , 100-metre hurdles athlete Shi Dongpeng was given a rather rank arrival experience. The pair headed straight to their hotel from the airport when a local man stumbled up to Dongpeng and puked up over him before running away.