Web users are celebrating the very worst in home-cooked food, proving that homemade isn't always best. Wannabe chefs have shared snaps of unappetising meals they've rustled up on Reddit's page Bon Crappetit. While another added: "Put it on the menu. Call it "Lumpy-Dump Surprise." One user turned his meal schedule on its head when he opted for dinner instead of breakfast. Presenting very runny scrambled egg and beef mince, he shared his snap on the Bon Crappetit with the line: Breakfast for dinner, anyone?"
In 24 hours' time, Rio will be going live to the world ahead of the opening of the 31st Olympic games. According to Sickchirpes , 100-metre hurdles athlete Shi Dongpeng was given a rather rank arrival experience. The pair headed straight to their hotel from the airport when a local man stumbled up to Dongpeng and puked up over him before running away.
"Just threw up everywhere outside the train station... Embarrassing sickness you clearly haven't buffered off! When will u go! #draining!" But it's rendered still more hellish by the fact she then ran into DUNCAN JAMES FROM BLUE. We can think of worse people to bump into post sick-sesh (our boss, old headmistress, Barack Obama, Beyonce etc), but Duncan from Blue is still far from ideal.
The second episode of our new show Party Legends--where we get celebrities to tell us their wildest party stories and have the best of the best animators draw them--aired on VICELAND last night. "One time, I was at this comedy festival in Montreal. I decided to buy a bunch of drugs for the comedians, so I bought some molly off this guy. He looked like Tricky, but if he was white. I bought molly off of the white Tricky."
Paula Abdul might be used to being showered with attention, but certainly not showered with vomit. While we think the excitement and all those flips may have had something to do with Tahani's sensitive tummy, she gave a really cute reason for barfing all over Abdul. "Well, I hugged Nigel," she explained, "and then I hugged Paula, and she just squeezed me too tight, and all the happiness came on her jacket."
Tahani could hardly believe her eyes when, after performing a dance full of twists, turns, and acrobatic moves, she saw that all three of the judges, Paula Abdul, Nigel Lythgoe, and Jason Derulo "stood up and unanimously waved golden tickets, indicating that the preteen could advance to the next round," according to Us Weekly.
One fan on Twitter sent Cowboys receiver Cole Beasley a gif of one of his memories with teammate Dez Bryant, one that nearly goes forgotten because it happened during the preseason. Beasley's near-miss of Bryant happened during the preseason of the 2012 near the end of a 28-20 loss to the San Diego Chargers.
Some dad humor out there for all the other Stoolie dudes who have made the irreversible mistake of pro creating. But after seeing...correction, smelling...all the shit (literally) that come out of babies, this is the realest shit they ever wrote. And because of just natural reflex when you got a running nose, you automatically sniffle to suck up that snot and all the sudden you just get a RUSH of the stench right up in your nostrils.
Sometimes, either when too much booze is involved or a nasty bug has taken root in your system, you have no choice but to just blow chunks regardless of where you are. That being said, these people over on " Ask Reddit " who shared their tales of the worst places they've ever thrown up ?
Notah Begay and Casey Martin recall the time during the 1995 NCAA Men's Golf Championship when Tiger Woods overcame food poisoning to lead Stanford to victory in the regionals. Remember when Tiger Woods upchucked during the regional matches of the 1995 college golf championships and went on to lead his Stanford team to a runner-up finish against Oklahoma State?
"It's hard to get me out, and when I do go out I don't really stay out late. If I do stay out late and I'm partying hard, I will throw up. I don't have the tolerance to black out; I just start puking," she said. Poor J.Law started throwing up at the concert, and Emma Stone (who just happened to be there) "started rubbing my back" during the whole ordeal.
One online poster used hashtags to apologise to her dad on the website after confessing she had 'killed the booty shaking contest at spring break' Drinking excessively, cheating on partners and throwing up before a late night kiss are just three of the spring break confessions that have emerged online (file pic) One of the most disgusting confessions came from a traveller who had vomited before kissing her holiday romance.